JAMES : JIM GLENNIE QUESTIONNAIRE 1990

In the 1990 tour programme, each band member answered a set of questions, here are Jim’s responses:

NAME : Jim Glennie

BIRTHDAY : I keep changing it to get more presents from people

EARLIEST CHILDHOOD MEMORY : Leaving school and signing on

FAVOURITE NEWSPAPER : Viz

WHEN YOU WERE 17, WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE RECORD? : Onward Christian Soldiers

FAVOURITE JAMES SONG : Hymn From A Village, Stutter

MOST EMBARRASSING JAMES MOMENT : Walking on stage at the Free Trade Hall and realising I'd forgotten to put on any trousers and underpants

FAVOURITE FILM : One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, I think

WHO’S THE RICHEST PERSON YOU’VE EVER MET? : Seymour Very Rich Person Stein

WHAT’S THE MOST WAY OUT MEAL YOU’VE EVER EATEN? : Norwegian slugs in frog spawn sauce

FAVOURITE FOOTBALLER : Cruyff, Dalglish, Best and all Brazilians

LEAST APPEALING PERSONAL TRAIT : Not being very serious

FAVOURITE FILM STAR : Marlon Brando

FAVOURITE REGIONAL ACCENT : Scottish (not Glaswegian)

SEXUAL FANTASY : Being covered all over with whipped cream and having it licked off by two wild sexy nymphettes

WHO’S THE RUDEST PERSON YOU KNOW? : Bollocks

FAVOURITE SHOP : Woolworths

FAVOURITE TV SOAP CHARACTER : Lady in the Palmolive ad - Nanette Newman

WORST EXAM RESULT : Failed

FAVOURITE WRITER : Crayon, spray can

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER MEMBER OF JAMES, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE? : Probably the singer, or maybe the guitarist, or the drummer